The Days of Kate & Jennifer

Last night my mom and dad were at my brothers place celebrating his/stacy/steph/aunt connies bday. They were playing the Wii and there was an incident. A couple quotes - one from my moms view and one from my dads view.

Mom's version:
"I have not as yet "played" the Wii, but last night I was the victim of your Father, yes he did in fact place his return (tennis) into the back of my head!
I was on the couch behind him......it nearly knocked me to my knees and gave me a terrific headache to say the least. He hit me with his hand...thank the good Lord it was not the Wii thingie, I don't know if I would be here to write this today.
Otherwise I am doing fine.
Love
Mom"


Dad's version:
"Sorry to say that Phyllis is in intensive care at the Cuyuna Hospt. with a severe concussion caused by an invisible tennis racket wielded by her late husband Clearwater wily while sitting on the couch at her sons home watching a bowling match.
CWC Sheriff Spousal abuse department"

Unfortunately I couldn't be there to join in on the fun. I was at home with a little girl that fr the first time (of MANY!) defied me. Someone splashed at me in teh tub and then threw her toy cuz she was mad! The stinker butt has arrived! Not sure where she gets it - not from my side of teh family (inside joke!).

Have a good one.
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